$FANNYPACK
A hot-pink fanny pack that holds absolutely nothing but the vibe.
strapped in and going nowhere.
last seen: reaching into the front pocket, 1998
the cyan front pocket only looks small. somebody's dad reached in for a granola bar in 1998 and he's still in there, searching.
the strap tightens itself at parties when it senses commitment. zip it closed and you can hear a chamber of commerce meeting that never ends.
the zipper goes down but it also goes nowhere else
FOOD COURT KIOSK #4
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he said "it's just snacks in there" and nobody believed him
NO REFUNDS. NO RETURNS. NO UNZIPPING IN STORE.
LOCAL NEWS
i keep my whole personality in the cyan pocket and it's still roomy
unzipped once,
regretted immediately,
zipped again,
crime scene
the front pocket has a second front pocket and nobody consented to that
the pack holds nothing.
the pack is everything.
grab a post by its tape and move it. it's a wall. nobody's in charge.
one zipper. one pull. no refunds on what you find.
